Free Online Games
For some free online games that are not your average or run of the mill amusement, log onto http://www.heavygames.com/. Yes, this site has some of the typical free online games like Diner Dash 2 and Mah Jong Quest. But the large majority of their free online games have obvious adult content. As the name suggests, some of these games include violence, obscene language, partial nudity, and adult scenarios. Needless to say, these games are not appropriate for children. There are plenty of fun sites filled with entertaining free online games for kids. This is not one of them! So if you are under the age of eighteen, turn around, flip through the Game Guide, and check out a different page. Trust me, these games are not worth getting caught and grounded for a month!
If you are of the appropriate age grouping, however, you can find some fun and humorous entertainment on this page. How many times have you been at work when your computer does something really goofy like erase the document you were just working on, lose the file you need for your upcoming meeting, or just bug out randomly? Wouldn't it be nice to take a hammer to the screen? Well, I wouldn't recommend it, but now you can take out your aggressions in Bash the Computer. Watch keys, hardware, and glass go flying as your tension magically melts away. Gun Run, and Blow Stuff Up (you don't get much more blatant than that) are similar stress relief methods I would recommend.
Ray 1 and 2 are surprisingly good action games for a player looking for laughs and a little bit of game. These choose your own adventure games are not your Tomb Raiders, but rather Ray Games are South Park based animation and content (you've been warned!) with a plot to keep the adventure going.
Heavygames.com is laden with your anti-annoying TV personalities games such as Teletubbies Mercy Killing, Whack Brittany, Jessica Simpson Boxing, and Celebrity Birthday Game. It's also filled with some average word games, action games, shooting, adventure, racing, sports, board, puzzle, arcade, and fighting games. Heavygames.com has a large selection of dress up games (it's not what you're thinking, or, maybe it is!) as well as my favorite, a whole section just for weird games (though one might argue that all the games on this site belong to that category!)
Check out some of these unusual and fun games:
Zombie 4: They've some how made little bleeps on the screen graphically gory. Play and be amazed.
Mystery Case Files: This is a modern day I spy. Can you find the items on your list before time runs out?
Hacker 2: is another unusual puzzle solving game. As you may have guessed, in this game you have to hack into different systems to retrieve valuable information. Rack up big bucks for these jobs, just don't get caught!
If you are a fan of Douglas Adams (who isn't?!), try your hand at The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Game. This game takes a little bit of getting used to, but once you've mastered the controls, you will enjoy the same quirky humor and twisted logic that is found throughout the book.
And just for laughs, you have to play Doughnut Warz 2. You are in a war against notorious pastries (no this is not some Susan Summer's promotional!) Collect muffins, and battle evil wrapped confections with your super strength. Beware; these guys really take themselves seriously!